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I wanttttttttttttttt <3
Yeah….Yeah….Yeah
The Wheel of Fortune The Wheel of Fortune The wheel of fortune is turning in your favor. Many projects can now enjoy great success. Soon be time to reap benefits of what you are sowing. A cycle is continuing. Success. Unexpected luck. Happiness. Something new is emerging and will bring new and exciting energy. Opportunity. Have faith in what is happening at the moment. Divine forces at work to bring good fortune into your life. Trust in the cycle of life. Possible new money on the way.
This is my ‘Tarot Card Reading’ for today.
I honestly wish that this was true. I am so lazy that nothing i do is a success. I never get good things in return for my own good deeds. Say i help a granny put her shopping on the belt - as i walk out the alarms will go off and i am subjected to the degrading ‘search’ of the security guard. I also have the worst luck EVER. You don’t even wanna know the things that happen to me. And i am also so NOT rich that it’s ridiculous. For such a bubbly person, i am really miserable. =[
But, hey! Forget all of that! Because a phoney internet predator says that i am going to be happy! Hurray and jubilations!!!!
Not.
I Think…
No body cares
You may think that somebody does…but no one really does at all
Maybe your parents do,
But that’s not who i’m talking about here.
Your parents love you because it’s an instinct
They have to.
But with other people - it’s a choice
And most people find it hard to care
And i don’t really understand
Why that is
You just go down the street, take a left, go straight ahead, and then go fuck yourself.
You know that face you make when you’re about to take that perfect shot of yourself for myspace? you know, the one where you push your mouth out in that weird combination of a pout and a kissy face make it look like you’ve got big pouty lips and model-quality cheekbones? it’s called “duckface” STOP DOING IT. IT ISN’T SEXY. YOU LOOK STUPID.
I fucking love Cyanide and Happiness… They rule the internet, dunno what I would do without them.
